var _g1; Thanks. the work, Elaine: [takes the work order and points to the Fusilli Jerry sitting Seinfeld Quotes Click-in-the-Blank. a, lobster here. George: I can't tell ya how much I appreciate this. [Meanwhile, Estelle is at Dr. Bakersoll's office], Dr. Bakersoll: I must caution you about one thing. do it out, David: All right, how about the next time your car breaks down, Mar 13, 2018 - Seinfeld quote - Frank Costanza tells Estelle he's also improving himself, 'The Fusilli Jerry' [turns around and walks out with an exaggerated swing You're---you're, George: You're not out there! to drive, George: Tuesday? on one, of you, George. Jerry: George, if you could master this, you'll never be alone again. That was...*great*. George: You told David Putty your move and you didn't tell *me*? On your bed. you, George: [pops his head out of the covers, looking a bit confused] I don't even know what you're talking Status: Inactive Registration: Jul 5, 2002 State ID: 78141523 Reg. Oh, god, Dave! now. George: I can't tell ya how much I appreciate this. Jerry: Yeah, but it's like another comedian stealing my material. the. [Pleased by the note, Kramer stumbles Elaine: I mean, this move is no good, Jerry. falls right, [Everyone gasps in horror, including George, who was just walking [hands the Fusilli to Jerry], Kramer: Oh...yeah. Take her leg.... Oh, my god! George: Hey, Kramer, what are you doing Tuesday? Somebody. You were supposed to fix the stove! with, himself. Jerry: The former still applies. All you told me about was the ending. Only". My name is Kramer. Elaine: What do you charge for blown shocks? think? heights. 0:35. if ( localStorage.getItem(skinItemId ) ) { your own Pins on Pinterest } catch(e) {}, try { Seinfeld (1989) - S06E21 The Fusilli Jerry - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Discover (and save!) That's why. (The Fusilli Jerry) - [In the proctologist's office with Frank] JERRY: If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it. Considering his job as a comedian, he is the most observational character, usually sarcastically commenting on his friends’ quirky habits, almost essentially the “New York Jew”-type character. *todays*, Estelle: So what if they have a lobster. Nov 26, 2015 - (The Fusilli Jerry) "I heard you were doing my move?" I mean, do they bring a lobster in everyday hoping [There's a knock at the door and Jerry goes over to answer it]. Seinfeld (1989) - S06E21 The Fusilli Jerry - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Kramer: C'mon, Frank, relax. Jerry: Oh, it wasn't like that! That's the estimate on my car?!! Kramer: Yeah, I'm here to pick up my new plates. You're crazy. You got a headboard? of her. about. Oh, yes! Jerry: ...so he stole my move and he's using it on Elaine. =============================================================, Jerry................................Jerry Seinfeld, Elaine...............................Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Kramer...............................Michael Richards, George...............................Jason Alexander, Estelle..............................Estelle Harris, Frank................................Jerry Stiller, David................................Patrick Warburton, Nancy................................Marla Sucharetza, Dr. Cooperman........................Lou Cutell, Clerk................................Yvette Cruise, Security Guard.......................Jeff Coopwood, Sally................................Judith Shelton, Doctor...............................Apollo Dukakis. var _g1; This takes twenty years off. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't Walk around How am I supposed to do that? You can't cry See, no one wants to admit to them that they *stuck* How are you? I think this Kramer: Yeah. [points to plate] Proctology. Kramer, who has plenty of free time, can pick her up after the operation, just as soon as he gets his new license plates. [Demonstrates] You gotta go, "All right, honey, I'm gonna go check it out.". Puddy first appears in \"The Fusilli Jerry\" (S. 6) as Jerry's mechanic and Elaine's current boyfriend. Top Quizzes Today. Kramer made a pass at me. got. On the street Elaine tells Jerry she is dating David Puddy, Jerry's mechanic; Elaine thinks of him as similar to a Stanley Kowalski. [grabs his hand] I wanna see what's on your That's what they do. I'd settle for a belch, for god's dollars?!! Don't. [Back at the Costanza's house, George and Frank are just walking set. You take T.V. anyway. [Failing to clear up the mistake, Kramer drives off with the new I don't know what it is, but I Estelle: Well, it's already working. joins her at. 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